These are just a few of our merry band of players who volunteered to be on here, to show that we are real human beings and nothing to be scared of...well, I speak for myself, some of the others are pretty odd...

Any existing player who does want to be on here - just send me a mail with your answers to the questions below along with a photo and I'll add you.

Name: Sarah M
AKA: Saz, another one of those bloody Sarahs
Best thing about LLKA: Still being able to play football at my ripe old age
Funniest LLKA moment: Documentaries in Birmingham...and the thriller, thriller night... I will never be able to hear that song again and not think of Myffffler's dancing.
Favourite team: Liverpool
Favourite position: I'm easy, though get a bit confused if you put me in the middle (I am still talking football, not kinky threesomes)
Favourite food: Pizza
Favourite drink: Diet Pepsi (lightweight!)
Describe yourself in 3 words: Cheery, geeky, dependable

Name: Michelle
AKA: Kerlo
Best thing about LLKA: I've made so many friends, we will be pen pals for ever!
Funniest LLKA moment: Frock Idol 2008, it still makes me laugh when I think about it. I miss those shoulder pads and curlers!
Favourite team: I prefer to play than watch.
Favourite position: Defence, has the best view!
Favourite food: Red skittles
Favourite drink: Zolotoe Kolzo-triple distilled!
Describe yourself in 3 words: Cheeky, playful and my mother says I'm special!

Name: Sarah G
AKA: -
Best thing about LLKA: No pressure to turn up every week, fun. Meet lots of lovely people.
Funniest LLKA moment: Kerri break dancing at one of our do’s
Favourite team: I have always had a soft spot for man Utd, but love watching any footie and supporting the under dog
Favourite position: left wing
Favourite food: too many to mention, anything in season, healthy and well cooked. Seafood, roasts, thai, tapas, Italian etc
Favourite drink: I enjoy having an aperitif, either Campari and grapefruit or suze with ice
Describe yourself in 3 words: Quick, generous and lots of common sense

Name: Heidi

AKA: Myffffler
Best thing about LLKA: The Guiness with the girls after the game
Funniest LLKA moment: The Halloween pub tour in Birmingham last year
Favourite team: Ours, all professional teams are absolutely overpaid and therefore baaaaaad :P
Favourite position: Oh ... on the pitch you meant ... goal
Favourite food: Crisps
Favourite drink: Milk
Describe yourself in 3 words: gaga, sleepaholic, squirrel-freak

Name: Gill
AKA: -
Best thing about LLKA: The beautifully fragrant smell of the bibs
Funniest LLKA moment: Michelle's Hilda Ogden style hair net getting caught in a tree at Frock Idol or Myfffler's Jacko dancing - it's a tough call
Favourite team: Everton
Favourite position: Midfield
Favourite food: Pizaa
Favourite drink: Perrrrooooniii! And Nesquik. But not together
Describe yourself in 3 words: Enthusiastic scouse urchin

Name: Rachel
AKA: -
Best thing about LLKA: That they continue to let me play
Funniest LLKA moment: Over the last 10 years, too many to mention
Favourite team: Everton
Favourite position: Left back/left wing
Favourite food: Pretty much anything that is freshly cooked
Favourite drink: beer/wine
Describe yourself in 3 words: quiet, funny, quiet

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